Attention Deficit Film School

Subtitle -- This is What Happens When You Have Insomnia, a TV, and a Blog.

• If dogs were in the movies:
  • "Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a.... squirrel!"
• If cats were stars (oh, that's right -- they already are):
  • "Sure, she's the star -- she gets her own litter box. The rest of us have to share one."
• Elmer Fudd as Captain Kirk -- "Aw wight, you wascawwy Kwingons... come out with youw hands up!"

Just how big is the TV universe? I mean, we had those folks in Petticoat Junction that knew some of the folks in Green Acres, and some of them knew the Beverly Hillbillies... just how far does it extend?
Here's what's running around our TV channels when we should be sleeping:

There's a show called ahh bra... an entire half-hour devoted to a really comfortable bra. More uses for "...breakthrough technology".

There's also a show called The Knife Show/Cutlery Corner. Man, what have I been missing?

Here's one called Free Money. Cool.

And, did you know there's an hour-long program called Extreme Cheapskates?  Not kidding.  It's out there.

I'm done now.