Monday, March 4, 2013

Moving to a New Location


And, we're back.  True to their word, the zombies have returned control of the horizontal, the vertical, and everything back to me.  These were hard-working zombies.  And, all they consumed were a few hamburgers.  A little on the rare side, though.

As of this writing, we are transferring helm control over to my blog's new location at:

http://multimediameditations.com/

All previous posts and comments will reside over there, and all writings from now on will be at the new location.  It's been fun here with Blogger, and I've enjoyed it, but it's time to move on.

I now transfer control from here....

Monday, February 18, 2013

Zombies Have Taken Over

We interrupt this blog for a few words from our sponsors. Zombies have been sighted recently, and they want to revamp the site. Don’t know if a revamp is the same as a vamp or even a vampire, or why the zombies should care, but they are holding the site hostage until I make some changes. Please stay tuned for further developments.

The zombies inform me the site will be back in operation in two weeks.  And, if we believe the zombies, that will be March 4th, 2013.
 
'til next time... Adios.

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Monkeying Around

Let's have a look-see at the Monkey List, shall we? I'm beginning to see just how needed this list is. There's no comprehensive Monkey Catalog out there that I can find. That can't be. We must know our monkeys!

Not sure yet how best to organize the Monkey List. For the moment, I'll just throw it in a post, unless it gets too bulky.

Oh, and a hearty Monkey Thank You to my readers out there who have contributed their monkey suggestions.  Here we go:

The Ape Man (1943) -- Bela Lugosi as Dr. James Brewster, a not-really-mad-but-slightly-peevish scientist who gets bored and decides to turn himself into a monkey. Doc Brewster shares living space in a cage with an actual ape played by gorilla actor Emil Van Horn. There's Mayhem! There's Murder! And, there's Monkey Business!

King Kong (1933) -- The most famous of the monkey movies.

Planet of the Apes (1968) -- "Human see, human do."

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) -- Wonder if the ape actors in 2001 also got work in Planet of the Apes?

Planet of the Apes (2001) -- Good the first time around, not so good the second.

Bedtime for Bonzo (1951) -- Who learned from who?

Mighty Joe Young (1949) -- King Kong lite. Who hasn't wanted his or her own big monkey as a friend?  Irene "Granny" Ryan has a bit part.

Mighty Joe Young (1998) -- Hollywood's remake fever. Same story, more effects.

Space Chimps (2008) -- According to IMDb, a team of astronaut chimps must rid "...a far-away planet of their nefarious leader." I love anything that has the word 'nefarious' describing it.

Son of Kong (1933) -- Carl Denham is back from King Kong, but without Fay Wray. The King's son, a chimp off the old block (I have no shame), monkeys around.

Kingu Kongu tai Gojira -- King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962) -- The Toho Company and RKO join forces to pit Big Green and the Big Ape against each other in a knockdown-dragout.

That's about all the monkeying around I have time for tonight. I will leave everyone with this question, though. Have there been any zombie monkey movies? Zombies. Monkeys. Seems like a great combo.

'til next time... Adios.

Friday, February 15, 2013

Resistance is Futile

Got to love this new age of tech. An era when we can have near-immediate access to videos and audio of a huge chunk of space rock blasting through the atmosphere, and also get updates on fake zombies via the hacked Emergency Broadcast System.

Oh, yeah, and let's not forget the Poop Ship.

Makes me wonder what's gonna happen next. Alien landings, perhaps?

That's all I have for tonight. Stay tuned tomorrow. More stuff on its way.

'til next time... Adios.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Weather R Us

I love watching the Weather Channel People when there’s the possibility, no matter how remote, of some sort of Event. They’re like kittens out there, playing in the snow. Except there’s no snow. Yet. But, they assure us there will be, standing out there, all dressed alike in their L. L. Bean jackets, with their little designer rulers and yardsticks.

It wasn't always like this, though.

Once upon a time, many ages ago before The Weather Channel, we had to turn to each other for weather entertainment. “What about that big storm last night, huh, Bert?” “Yep, sure was a big one.” “Uh huh, sure was.” It’s a wonder we ever got out of bed every morning. There was no drama, no excitement, and no fun. But not anymore. No sirree. With TWC (I’m going ahead and acronyming – the term for changing a perfectly functional and descriptive name to an annoyingly vague abbreviation – The Weather Channel, to stay ahead of the curve, following the examples of TLC (formerly known as The Learning Channel)), if there’s no exciting weather, they’ll whip some up.

Here's what happened.

At some point, they thought, “Huh! We’re all out here, all excited for some really nasty weather, and nothing’s happening.” That's when they saw the future. “Hey, so what if nothing’s happening now. We can talk about what would happen IF…..” And, thus, was born, weather fiction.

(... to be continued)

'til next time... Adios.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Stupid Tech Tricks

Okay, they made this one easy for me. You’ve heard the old saying about turkeys standing in the rain and drowning. Well… that’s a perfect lead-in to a new piece of tech, or rather, a tech accessory, called the Brolly.

First things first, though. The name itself, Brolly, already sounds like something a first-grader would come up with. The thing looks like a set of brass knuckles, and it's designed to let you hold your umbrella and text at the same time. In the rain.

Now, I think this is just a wondrous idea. I mean, first thing I think of when I’m standing in the middle of a rainstorm with the wind whipping around the umbrella is, "Man, I sure do wish I had a way of holding onto my umbrella so I could text, too. And, then, maybe someone will make a force field, too, that would protect me from oncoming traffic as I stumble rain-blinded and text-addled into the street."

I figure what's coming next on the tech superhighway is an accessory that attaches your i-Thingy to your steering wheel’s airbag. It'll be called In Your Face. That way, when you’re in a head-on collision, you can bang out a text as the airbag explodes. I hear they’re also working on one for commercial airline pilots. “This is your captain texting. LOL.”

A friend of mine came up with another add-on for the Brolly. For ultimate practicality, connect the umbrella to the iPhone and use the umbrella as an antenna for better reception. Also, it could double as a charger for your phone when you’re struck by lightning. Talk about re-usability.

Actually, I’m thinking about taking out a cheap life insurance policy on anyone who buys one of these things. That way, I won’t have to pay much on the premium. I’ll just count on volume. I figure that after a short period of time, they’ll all be entrants in the Darwin Awards.

http://www.gizmag.com/brolly-text-friendly-umbrella/26011/

'til next time... Adios.

Monday, February 11, 2013

Star Spats Part Two-o

(continued from yesterday's post -- Battle Beyond the Stars)

Ah, good ol’ reliable Roger Corman. The cheesemeister himself, whompin' up a cheese casserole.

This movie has it all. Androids. Bad guys. Spaceships. Really bad laser weapon effects. It’s even got a Valkyrie. Oh, yeah, and a cowboy. A space cowboy, no less, played by George Peppard. But, somewhere across the galaxy, he lost his accent, so he sounds like a cowboy from the western fields of Illinois.

All the characters are a patchwork quilt of other characters we’ve seen in other films. They lifted the Robert Vaughn character, Gelt, straight from The Magnificent Seven, where he played the gunfighter-on-the-run, Lee. He also had a smidgen of the Charles Bronson character from Seven thrown in, too. But, the two most bizarre characters had to be that of Peppard as Cowboy (a Han Solo-like character), and Sybil Danning as St. Exmin, a Valkyrie, complete with foam rubber helmet. In the back of my mind I'm hearing Bugs Bunny music -- "Kill de wabbit, kill de wabbit!"

Richard Thomas as Shad (gotta love the characters' names in this souffle) the farmer plays a cross between Luke Skywalker and also a composite of the Mexican villagers in The Magnificent Seven going off to hire the mercenaries. He meets a young woman while on his quest whose father (played by veteran character actor Sam Jaffe), who has a head but a robot body, wants her to procreate with Shad (not enough room or time here to go into that). She's never seen other humans before, other than her father, the robot, so she runs off with Shad. This part is pure Forbidden Planet (1956).

And, the list goes on. The exterior spaceship shots are not too bad, pure Star Wars sequences; sound effects made me think of every late-70's early-80's video game I ever played, with some machine gun sounds for Cowboy's laser (?); the laser effects, well, they really didn't spend much there; and John Saxon as Sador, the bad guy, sported a facial tattoo, that looked really similar to Eric Bana's Nero character in 2009's Star Trek reboot.

All-in-all, it's an absolute hoot. I wouldn't spend much on it, but it's fun just seeing some bad post-Star Wars effects.

'til next time... Adios.

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Star Spats

1980. Three years after the original Star Wars (1977) blasted onto the scene, and the knock-offs were coming from everywhere. We had Battlestar Galactica (1978), Galactica 1980 (1980 -- what a coincidence... that's also part of the title.  Talk about creative.), and some clones from overseas, especially Italy and Japan. But, one of the cheesiest, and most entertaining had to be Roger Corman's production Battle Beyond the Stars (1980).

Sliced directly from The Magnificent Seven (1960), but also with parts of 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), Star Wars, Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979), and perhaps some of George Lucas's THX-1138 (1971) thrown into the mix, it tells the space-western tale of a peaceful planet threatened with destruction by John Saxon. And, so, Richard "John Boy" Thomas must seek out seven laser-totin' hired guns to take care of the baddies. Nah, they didn't take this from The Magnificent Seven at all.

Got started on this one too late tonight. More tomorrow. It's way too much fun.

'til next time... Adios.

Friday, February 8, 2013

Random Misfirings of Neurons

So, I’m sitting here watching everyone on The Weather Channel get all excited about the possible snowfall of historic significance roll up the East Coast. It’s a little sad, though, watching them in their L. L. Bean jackets, carrying their little rulers or yardsticks, waiting/hoping for a massive amount of snow.

I’ve got the sound down on the TV and I’m listening to some jazz from Wiesbaden. I don’t know. It’s just the way my mind works.

Anyway, I got to thinking about the Rat Pack and the Brat Pack.

The Rat Pack, or at least the ones most of us recall in their 1960’s incarnation, consisted of Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., Joey Bishop, and Peter Lawford, with the main guys being the first three. All those guys stayed active in one venue or another, singing, acting, some kind of performing, pretty much all their lives.

But, what about the Brat Pack?

The core members of the second generation were – Emilio Estevez, Anthony Michael Hall, Rob Lowe, Andrew McCarthy, Demi Moore, Judd Nelson, Molly Ringwald, and Ally Sheedy. All actors who emerged in the 80’s, primarily in movies such as St. Elmo’s Fire (1985) and The Breakfast Club (1985). So, where are they now?

A few are still around, but many couldn’t quite maintain their 1980’s Power Years. A lot got stuck there in that time period, because that’s how, unfortunately, we still see them, unless they reinvented themselves.

Looks like Anthony Michael Hall is active, as is Rob Lowe. Emilio's working some, just not as steady as in the past. I really miss him. Liked his take on Billy the Kid way back when in Young Guns (1988). Andrew McCarthy's still working, with one movie currently in post-production, another in pre-production. Demi's active, but the last thing memorable I saw her in was G. I. Jane (1997). Judd Nelson's working, just not in anything I've seen him in. Molly Ringwald is getting regular TV work. And, Ally Sheedy's been working some, just not as much as in the past.

What would be fun is a Brat Pack Reunion. Before we all get too old. But, what's needed is one with a different spin. Not a weepy melodrama. Needs to be a comedy. At any rate, I'd like to see them gathered together again.

Well, I've rambled enough for today. One more check on The Weather Channel before closing, though. Got to wonder if they're pushing the snow show a little hard. Interesting they're Tracking Nemo. More like Finding Nemo, as in, where is it? Yeah, they've got some snow, but hey, it's the Northeast.

I'm outta here.

'til next time... Adios.

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Romero. George Romero.

2 days ago, on February 4th, George Romero celebrated his 74th birthday. Wonder if he celebrated by drinking a zombie (three different kinds of rum, assorted fruit juices…)?

He reminds of Stan Lee a bit, but younger, and is the undisputed father of people-munchin’ zombies, beginning with his classic, Night of the Living Dead in 1968, shot on a budget of somewhere around $100,000.

I’ve only seen two or three of his Dead series. I know Night of the Living Dead had slow zombies. Wonder if he sped ‘em up later on? Perhaps he knows what got them moving so fast in later years.

His most recent film, a documentary titled Into the Dark: Exploring the Horror Film, is supposedly in post-production, with Mr. Romero as executive producer. This one I definitely want to see.

So, a belated, undead tip o' the brain to George Romero. Happy birthday, George!

And, in celebration of his birthday, here's a little zombie trivia for all you ghouls out there.

Oh, and here's a question for anyone, 'cause I really don't know. What's the difference between a ghoul and zombie. I'd like to know. Leave comments, please.

1. Zombies are tough. Usually it takes a blow or shot to the head to get rid of 'em.

2. If surrounded by a batch of zombies, try shuffling and walking slowly. That may buy you some time.

3. During zombie outbreaks, avoid malls. Zombies love malls.

4. How do you know if you're a zombie? You've developed a sudden craving for scrambled eggs and brains. Without the scrambled eggs.

Oh, and one final note. In last night's post, I said that the role of Dr. Moreau was Charles Laughton's first U.S. starring role. It was actually his second, having appeared in a film titled Payment Deferred, released November 7th, 1932.

'til next time... Adios.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Classic Horror Film Club

I love watching our old classic horror films. Some are creepy, or comical, mysterious, or exciting. Many are engrossing. Some are average. But, last night’s movie, The Island of Lost Souls, did something to and for all of us there. And, a record turnout it was. 20 souls all gathered together to watch this incredibly eerie, frightening, disturbing, and entertaining film.

Like a good Hitchcock film, Island did its best work all inside our heads. Implication, suggestion, undertones. Like seeing something out of the corner of your eye. Shot in glorious black-and-white, we never saw any blood that I can recall, although the suggestion was always there. Like a great radio drama, they used sound to maximum advantage. Sounds of human/animal cries shattered my nerves.

But, it’s the story and the actors that brought everything home. Two very fine actors, Charles Laughton, in his first starring role in the U.S.; and, Bela Lugosi, who was at his peak in the U. S. of A., cranking out great films for Universal. It was Laughton’s performance, though, that dominated everything. He was proof that to be frightening you don’t need a loud voice or menacing features.

Island starts off by keeping us off-balance. A supply ship rescues a man from the sea. The captain, a mean drunk of a man, is taking a Noah’s ark collection of animals to some unknown destination. Later we find that destination is to Dr. Moreau's hidden island. And, we see that something about taking those animals to Moreau bothers the captain.

This is not his first trip to the island. And, here is the captain, bothered by whatever the good doctor is involved in. This brutal man who throws the rescued Parker onto the small boat carrying supplies and animals to Moreau’s island, ultimately stranding him on Moreau's island.

So, I’m thinking, here’s this captain, a beast of a man (pun intended), who strands a man that he just rescued. And, if the captain is bothered by whatever Moreau is up to, then how much worse is Moreau himself?

Then, we meet Dr. Moreau. A seemingly cultured man who spoke softly and elegantly. He sipped brandy while strange sounds sliced the night.

Island feels like a mix of Frankenstein (don’t mess with Mother Nature) and Animal Farm (“Four legs bad, two legs good”), both advising is in their own ways to leave well enough alone, and “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”. We as two-legged critters tend to think of ourselves as the final word. However, as Dr. Moreau demonstrated, sometimes we’re the monsters, sometimes we’re the beasts.

This film influenced many writers and musicians in the years after its initial release. Think back the the early 80’s, and the New Wave band Devo. What was one of their lines? “Are we not men?”, a line spoken often by Bela Lugosi’s character, Sayer of the Law. Then, Oingo Boingo in their Good for Your Soul album, sang “What is the Law? No spill blood!” And, the list goes on. When Van Halen performed their song “House of Pain” (referring to Moreau’s House of Pain where he performed his gruesome off-screen (fortunately) surgery on the poor creatures), their original version of the song contained lyrics that directly linked to the film.

As I was writing this, I realized, too, that the filmmakers didn’t attempt to show any transformations, even when Lota, the Panther Woman, began her slow change back to her wild state. They only showed the creatures in whatever state or condition they happened to be in at the time. I think they rightly figured that any kind of transformation sequence might cheapen the effect. As it was, the makeup was perfect.

I'm going to have to write more later about this major film. Not done yet. More to say.

But, before I close for the eve, many thanks to Heather and Veronica at the Tates Creek Library for making last night's movie possible. And, thanks to all who attended last night. Our band of Scoobies is growing.
 
Check out our group right here:
 
'til next time... Adios.

Monday, February 4, 2013

The Un-learning Channel

Once upon a time, The Learning Channel had a cool logo – a black-and-white image of a tree, perhaps suggesting the “… tree of knowledge”. They billed themselves as “The smart choice on cable”.

So, what happened? Now, I'm not one to point fingers (poke, poke), but when they first cranked up as a public TV station, formed by NASA (yes, the actual NASA), they had educational shows like:

Learn to Read, a program to help adults learn to read.

History programs such as Battles That Changed the World.

Paleoworld, which aired from 1994 to 1997, a 50-episode documentary series about dinosaurs.

And, preschool educational shows, such as Ready, Set, Learn! in 1992.

Then, something happened, and reality set in.

Reality shows, that is. The mid-90’s brought us Trauma: Life in the ER, sensationalist TV thinly disguised as a medical show. I mean, heck, if it has medical-sounding terms like ‘trauma’ and ‘ER’, surely it’ll be educational, right?

Then came Wedding Story and Baby Story. And, now, oh, let's see. What say I do a quick check right now of the ol' TLC schedule (they're not calling themselves The Learning Channel now):

There's Cake Boss: Next Great Baker. And, it looks like we have a mini-marathon of cake bosses.

Tomorrow morning we have 19 Kids and Counting, then later is Make Room for Multiples".

But, for some really good educational programming, tomorrow morning at 10 and 10:30 AM we have back-to-back episodes of I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant.

Say, have you heard the one about a station that showed cool music videos and... stop me if you've heard this one.

'til next time... Adios.

Saturday, February 2, 2013

3-D or Not 3-D, That is the Question

Thought I'd check before I run out on that tree limb again. Merriam-Webster (the online version -- yeah, I suppose if I wanted to do it right, I'd go to my actual paper dictionary) defines a printer as:

a : a person engaged in printing.
b : a device used for printing; especially : a machine for printing from photographic negatives.
c : a device (as an ink-jet printer) that produces printout.

My question is, if a machine pops out an object, but not something with a picture or text on it, is that device a printer?  Moot point now, I suppose.

So, looks like we need to stretch another word, as there's a new product called a 3-D printer. Basically, it takes a model of an object, say, for example, a plastic door handle for your car (the model is represented mathematically by all sorts of equations and stuff), sends it to this thing called a 3-D printer (it's really just a super-fancy mold), and it spits out a brand new door handle.

Now, pardon my dinosaurish-ness again, but, to me, if you're spewing out a physical object like a door handle, that's not printing, but, okay, I'll play along.

So, anyway, this will be a new manufacturing tool. And, guess what one of the first applications will be? Pez dispensers. But not just any old Pez dispensers, no sirree. They'll use this fancy new technology to make a model of your head, and there you'll be, immortalized. On a Pez dispenser.

Is this a great country, or what?

I can hardly wait 'til we get Star Trek-style transporters. Wonder what the first thing is we'll teleport?

You want fries with that?

'til next time... Adios.

Thursday, January 31, 2013

More Monkey Business

Got curious a few minutes ago, and that's always dangerous. So, I ventured off the path of finding monkey movies and decided I'd take a stroll through what sort of monkey business is playing on the tube. Here goes:

Looks like BBC America is monkeying around with some monkey and ape shows. First up, we have a show called All About Apes coming on BBCAM 8 AM to 9 AM on 2/3/13. And, it is, aptly enough, all about apes. Looks like a documentary on the ape family. Wonder if I'll recognize anyone?

Next we have Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011), which I haven't seen yet, coming up this Saturday on one of the HBO channels from 2:10 to 4 PM. The apes take revenge for all the testing we've done on them. Not to mention all those years spent with organ grinders.

Then, we have the companion piece to All About Apes on BBCAM from 9 to 10 AM, also on 2/3/13.

Hmm, this sounds.... odd. Dana Carvey has a show called Dana Carvey: Squatting Monkeys (?) this Saturday, from 12 to 1 PM, on another of the HBO channels. With a title like that...

But, the title I like the best is My Child is a Monkey (Hey, I resemble that remark!), on the WILD channel, 2/15/13, from 5 to 6 PM, all about people who adopt monkeys as pets, treating them as though they were children, and calling them "monkids". Now, that's just plain weird. It's not like they're cats. I mean, monkeys can dress themselves. But, now, our cats, we spend a lot of time shopping for their little clothes, and getting their gourmet foods, and.... uh, well, uh... never mind.

Well, enough monkey business for now. I'll get back on track soon and down to the serious business of monkey movies again. You know, important stuff.
 
And, remember, folks, leave your comments on my blog about your favorite monkey movies.

'til next time... Adios.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Monkeys and Other People

Everyone loves monkeys, right? And, what better than monkey movies? Problem is, I can’t find a really good list. So, I’m starting it right here. It’s gonna take some time to compile, but, don’t worry, I’ll alternate by writing non-monkey posts, too. So, here we go.

And, I'm gonna ask for your help. Anyone reading my blog, if you have a monkey movie you love, want to see, or plan on making, post a comment, please. At some point, down the road, I'll have everyone vote on their favorites.

One qualification, though. I want funny monkeys, or action-packed monkeys, or scary monkeys. And, all fiction, please. I don't want any where I'm gonna get all depressed. I love monkeys and I want this to be a fun post. Let's keep it light.

King Kong (1933) – Yep, let’s pull out the big guns first by featuring a big monkey. I still love this one and it's perhaps my favorite. The story is pure "beauty-and-the-beast", and Kong is as cool as they get.

Planet of the Apes (1968). The original, of course, with Charlton “Get your hands off me…” Heston. My second favorite. No comparison to the other one, which is:

Planet of the Apes (2001). I thought Mark Wahlberg could've done better, though I really liked Tim Roth. Wasn't Mark's fault. I didn't think much of the script in this one.

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968). Not really a monkey film as the apes in their pre-evolving state were only featured for a short time. But, they were great costumes, and the actors in the costumes truly moved apelike. Yeah, I'm cheating here, but ya gotta love the monkeys here. It's when they start evolving, learning how to use tools, and knock each other over the head, that the trouble starts.

Okay, everyone else's turn now.  Let's get your monkey comments in.

'til next time... Adios.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Star Wars Numero Seven

I saw where J. J. Abrams, one of the recent wunderkinds, will sit in the captain’s chair for the next Star Wars movie. According to the film news mill, since Disney bought Lucasfilm, the next three films in the saga will finally emerge. The long lost dream from back in ’77 of a 9-part series. These next three will supposedly take off some time (haven’t heard yet how many years) after Return of the Jedi. From what I’ve heard, we’ll see Luke as a Jedi master, Leia, too, perhaps, and Han and Leia with little Jedi juniors running around.

I do have some questions, though. Abrams’ successes mostly concern him as a producer. He’s had some success as a director, especially with Super 8 (2011) and Star Trek (2009). Much as I loved the new Star Trek, he could’ve tightened it up (at least he didn't call it Star Trek: The Second Motion Picture). Loved the new batch of actors, great action sequences, the storyline, well, I always have trouble when we get the whole time loop thing in there. Spock Old and Spock Young, both existing at the same time? Wouldn’t that do something bad to the space-time continuum? Ah, well, it was still a really good film. And, I hope J. J. can pull off Star Wars part Seven. Good thing is, maybe he can keep check on Mr. Lucas and keep him from creating the mess he made with Star Wars One, Two, and Three.

I'm hopeful, though. Abrams had a truly tough job with firing back up the Star Trek franchise, which had been dying on the vine for a long while. What I hope is that he brings back to Star Wars a simple, powerful story, like in the original Star Wars, throwing in some of the darkness of Empire and Return. So, let's see what he does. First things first, though. Don't just call it Star Wars: Episode VII.

'til next time... Adios.

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Waaa! Ricky!

Where have all the funny ladies gone? There's a great series on KET called Pioneers of Television that reaches back to the earliest days, even before I was around, and shows the origins of sitcoms, the soaps, kids' shows, and cop shows, just to name a few. The one we watched the other night was titled "Funny Ladies".

They listed most all my favorites, although they left out some. But, for an hour-long show, I think they did a good job of including some of the powerhouses -- Lucille Ball, Phyllis Diller, Carol Burnett, Moms Mabley (anyone remember her? You pretty much have to be a Boomer to remember Moms.), Betty White, Mary Tyler Moore, and Joan Rivers. Some of them, especially Phyllis Diller and Joan Rivers, really pushed the envelope, going where no female comic had gone before.

What was interesting was hearing how they got started. Some started off in completely different entertainment career choices than what they ended up in. Carol Burnett started off trying to sing on Broadway; Mary Tyler Moore was a dancer prior to The Dick Van Dyke Show, and had never done comedy. Joan Rivers did more dramatic work in the beginning. Others, like Lucille Ball, started off with a long history of physical comedy, honing her craft with everyone from the Marx Brothers to The Three Stooges.

Check out local times and listings for upcoming Pioneers of Television episodes at:

 
'til next time... Adios.

Saturday, January 26, 2013

What a Disaster

I'm currently reading a thorough book on disaster films titled, appropriately, "Disaster Movies" by Glenn Kay and Michael Rose. The disaster movie category is yet another genre, or perhaps, sub-genre, of films, the big genre being 'action/adventure'. And, I'm gonna run with scissors here and produce a sub-sub-genre called 'schlocky-fun disaster movies'.

Here's why. Serious disaster films, which do exist (think A Night to Remember (1958), the REAL movie about the Titanic, an excellent film), stand apart from the fun disaster flicks. And, like many truly great movies, defy genre. Slapping a movie in a specific genre sometimes sets it up as a certain type, almost a cliche, occasionally an unintentional spoof of itself. So, my schlocky-fun disaster movies, of which there are a bazillion (Meteor (1979), The Towering Inferno (1974), 2012 (2009)), fit neatly in their boxes, but can't be taken seriously.

At any rate, the book is a good read, and I'm learning the titles of several potentially-hysterical disastrous films that I'll need to watch and throw on my blog.

'til next time... Adios.

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

The Director Who Blew Himself Up

I see so many movies where I can predict what comes next. Oh, he did that, so she’ll do that, and then they shoot this guy, etc. Not so with Quentin Tarantino’s latest genre-buster, Django Unchained (2012). Here, anything can happen. With the ideal combo of great writing, acting, directing, and cinematography, literally, I could not tell you what would happen next. And, that’s one of the reasons this movie is so great and so much fun.

This is a revenge movie. I’m finally getting the idea that Quentin does pretty much all revenge. At least the few movies I’ve seen of his. Admittedly, I’ve only seen a handful, and those most recent, including the Kill Bill duology (2003 and 2004), Inglourious Basterds (2009), and now Django Unchained. I saw Pulp Fiction (1994) when it first came out and didn’t care for it, so I probably need to take another look at it, especially now that I “get” Tarantino. Maybe I still won’t like it, I don’t know, but I need to give it another watch.

We start off somewhere in Texas, head up to Tennessee, then finally down to Mississippi, where we spend most of the movie. So, since this takes place in the South, is it a Southern?

Blaxploitation? Sure. Spaghetti Western. Check. But, this film is genreless. Basically, though, it starts off showing a group of slaves chained together, led on a brutal march by two slave traders. And, along comes this “dentist” driving a horse-drawn cart with a gigantic tooth on the top.

Okay, I've run out of time for tonight and I have a lot more to say about this film.  More tomorrow.

'til next time... Adios.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

An Evening of Art

What a fantastic night this past Friday, January 18th, at the Weber Gallery, a part of Louisville's Council on Developmental Disabilities. From 5:30 to 9 that night, the gallery hosted a reception for a new art exhibit, Women Work. My wife, Wendy Currier (Wendy Currier is also Wendy Zumwalt), displayed 8 of her pen and ink drawings, along with several other women artists.

A wonderfully diverse selection of work demonstrating women, strong women, in various roles. The subject matter was as diverse as the media -- sculpture, mixed media, pottery, photography, oils and acrylics, all showing women in powerful roles and occupations. The reception was well-attended, with plenty of good food and drinks for all.

The exhibit will stay up until March 22nd. For more information, contact Carol Mueller at the Weber Gallery at 502-584-1239.
Check out their web site, too:

http://www.councilondd.org/?page_id=379

'til next time... Adios.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Horror or Horrible?

Here's a look at a couple of incoming horror/sci-fi flicks.

Warm Bodies (2013). I like John Malkovich. I think he’s a top-notch actor. First saw him in a play in NYC back in 1988. So, what’s he doing in what sounds like a teen-angst zombie film. Unless he’s doing it for grins and giggles.

Well, I guess it had to happen. Zombies, like vampires, have gone through the emotional spectrum, starting with slow non-flesh-munching zombies back in the 30’s (White Zombie -- 1932), then to the flesh-munching-but-still-slow zombies of 1968’s Night of the Living Dead, to the recent fast zombie people-eatin’ critters in horror-comedies Shaun of the Dead (2004) and Zombieland (2009). But, in all of them, the zombies don’t have much activity going on upstairs. There’s nobody home, and the lights aren’t even on. So, now, with Warm Bodies, we’re letting our zombies get romantically involved. Wonder what the dating rules would be? “No, you can’t gnaw my arm off on the first date.”

What I love is the plot description for Warm Bodies. Zombie guy wants to go out with the girlfriend of a guy he just chewed up. What, did he have a sudden change of heart? I’m smellin’ something bad here, and I don’t think it’s zombies.

And, we’ve got another Carrie (2013) exploding on the screen again with telekinetic fury. This is now the fourth Carrie movie. 2002 saw the first remake, titled, uncreatively enough, Carrie. This was a made-for-TV version that I never saw. They even did a sequel to the first Carrie called The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999), that did have Amy Irving again. From this title it sounds like there’s a Carrie in there somewhere, but a quick scan of the cast of characters showed no one named Carrie. Nope. But, coincidentally, there’s another girl who just happens to possess the juice. Don’t make her angry, though. You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry. Oh, wait, that’s the Indelible Hulk. So, what’s up with the new Carrie? Doesn’t sound like anything other than, I’m certain, way more special effects, and I’ll bet, way more graphic.

Now, here’s one that could be fun. Maybe. Although it’s still in production. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Hey, I love the classics. Y’know, I probably would’ve read a lot more of those books I was supposed to read back in junior high and high school if they’d tossed in a few zombies or vampires.

More later.

‘til next time… Adios.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Survival in the Air Waves

Every fall the various networks trot out their new bright and shiny shows, hoping we don't think their babies are ugly. 'Course, the seasons are all skewed and freaky-weird these days, but still, fall is the traditional time to show off the hopefuls. Let's take a quick scan of five that hit the waves.

Revolution (2012). It appears NBC wants to keep it going, so stay tuned for new episodes March 25th. This post-apocalyptic disaster show follows groups of folks after someone forgot to pay the light bill. If they ever find the power switch, they'll get to watch reruns of themselves.

Partners (2012). Fired up September 24th, 2012, died on the vine November 16th of the same year. Straight guy and gay guy are buddies who are partners in an architectural firm. Get it? Partners? Yeah, well, with writing like that, when they're working that hard for a pun, no surprise it went away. Probably on a par with other past comedies where they're overworking a point like Good Times or Chico and the Man.  Intelligent humor, please, folks, don't go for the old, tired, cheap jokes.  That's grade school.

666 Park Avenue (2012). Also gave up the ghost in November 2012. Another spookfest where the plot is "be careful what you wish for, etc." Hmm, Fantasy Island, anyone? "De plane, boss."

Mob Doctor (2012). It's a doctor show. It's a mob show. It's two, two, two shows in one. And, it sounds like both halves misfired. This one, though, barely made it under the wire and aired their final episode on January 7th, 2013. About a doctor whose family owes a debt to the mob, so, guess what? She has ethical challenges.

Call the Midwife (2012). A BBC production, its return is slated for March 31st. Based on the book of the same title, it deals with midwives in 1950's East London. Love that KET.

'til next time... Adios.

Monday, January 14, 2013

The Living Dead Channel

In a case of unreality imitating unreality, the Lifetime channel has a show called My Life is a Lifetime Movie. And, hey, guess what? There are back-to-back episodes of this... stuff from now until your brain caves in due to the vacuum. Here's a sampling of the episode titles:

"Obsessions Gone Too Far", followed by "Betrayed by a Lover", then "Husbands Gone Wrong", and "Someone is Trying to Ruin My Life".

Hey, how about a Living Dead channel, where it's soap operas with vampires. Oh, wait, already have that. They're called the Twilight movies. You'll feel like you're one of the undead 'cause they go on forever.

Guess I'll head over to the Weather Channel. Maybe they'll have a new named Winter Storm I can get excited about.

'til next time... Adios.

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Weird World of Tech

Okay, I think I'm done with the upcoming batch of stuff for our TVs.

First up, they (and, we all know who "they" are) are working on 3D TV that doesn't require the glasses. I've watched a lot of 3D over the last 30 plus years, and one of my big complaints has been the glasses. Especially now that I have to wear them over my regular glasses. And, pretty much, 3D is what it's always been -- a gimmick, right up there with Smell-O-Vision and the thumpers built into theater seats (more on that later).

But, I'm not so sure I want to invest the time, energy, and money in 3D TV. First, it would need to be wall-sized so you could get the full immersion process. Then, if you're sitting too far to the right or left, will it be like watching the old projection TVs where you lose the effect? And, finally, I don't know that I want to be that immersed. I know, I know, I'm a dinosaur, but I don't know that I care to push the tech envelope any further.

Next down the highway is TV that uses facial recognition software (Minority Report, anyone?) to tailor the programs for a more interactive experience. In other words, you're watching you're favorite shows, then get up and head out the room. Someone else comes in, this Big Brother tech figures out what the next person likes to watch and displays accordingly. Resistance is futile.

Finally, here's some movie theater tech coming out from companies such as the CJ Group, a South Korean outfit, that will build theaters souped up with seat thumpers, vibrating devices, light and sound machines, and other live-action special effects to "enhance" your theater-going experience.

I'm saying no. Especially when you consider that it's all been done before by schlockmeisters such as William Castle. Didn't last real long back then, either.

Think I'll go read a book.

'til next time... Adios.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

What Happened to the Other Eight Plans?

Ed Wood was a man who dressed up as a woman
And he made some really bad flicks
He really liked to wear sweaters sort of woolen
While Plan 9 was financed by some clerics

(Sorry, Paul. Sorry, John.)

I’ve lost count on how many times I’ve seen Plan 9 from Outer Space, and I think I’ve finally decided to stop trying to figure out why it works. And it either works for you or it doesn’t. For me and our Band of Scoobies last night at the Classic Horror Film Club at the Tates Creek Library, it definitely works, as we hooted and hollered, and shouted “Stock footage!” every time we saw that same shot Ed used numerous times of a prop passenger plane, a radar dish, exterior shots of police cars, and the Pentagon.

Ed, perhaps while he was alive, and certainly after he checked out, bore the title of “Worst Director of All Time” from several sources, although I swear I’ve seen some truly awful films where the director was worse than Ed. He was, however the creator of movies that are outrageously unintentionally funny. And, that’s something, because comedy is hard. As many of you know out there, plenty of comedies get churned out that are just plain not funny. And, where Ed missed his target of creating works of greatness by one standard, by another set of rules he achieved greatness.

Okay, enough philosophizing. On with the show. What’s it all about, anyway? Well, as the Ruler puts it (the supreme high alien), "Plan 9? Ah, yes. Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead. Long distance electrodes shot into the pineal and pituitary gland of the recently dead." Oh, yeah, that's what I was thinking. I've just always wondered what happened to the other 8 plans?

Starting with Criswell, world-famous TV and newspaper psychic, telling us that "We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives." to cardboard tombstones that wobble when someone bumped into them. From silver-painted paper plate UFOs to Tor Johnson getting stuck trying to climb out of the "grave" (that looked like it was well carpeted). From great lines such as "The saucers are up there. The graveyard is out there. But I'll be locked up safely in there." to Bela Lugosi raised from the dead.
Yep, Mr. Lugosi died three years prior to the release of Plan 9. What few scenes we see with Bela come from an earlier film that Ed worked on that never came to pass. So, Ed, the master of stock footage and re-using old shots he took, simply "recast" Bela. Then, later, when he needed Bela for a scene again, if he didn't have any footage, he substituted Tom Mason (who was Ed's wife's chiropractor) for Bela.
Plan 9 is one of those rare, schlocky gems that is so bad it's a riot. If you've never seen it, download it, buy it, whatever you need to do to get it. It's more fun than a barrel of ghouls.
 
'til next time... Adios.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Random Movie Thoughts

James Bond, Star Trek, and Star Wars. Three of the biggest movie icons ever, with more lives than 15 cats. And they just keep coming, which is okey dokey with me. As long as with the next round of Star Wars films we don't have to tolerate the likes of Jar Jar Binks. Please, George, no more Jar Jar, okay?

Daniel Craig as the newest Bond is tough, edgy, and we get to see Bond before he truly became Bond. Before he knew that his martini should be shaken, and definitely not stirred.

And, the new Star Trek. Just plain fantastic. The most powerful entry in the mighty Star Trek legend since the original crew. Ironic that we've gone back to... the original crew. And, with this new reboot we get to see them, too, barely out of the academy, and Kirk in all his bluff and blustery glory.

Star Wars, since Disney's bought the whole Lucasfilm shootin' match, is (hopefully) gonna grab the Big Three (Luke, Leia, Han), and follow the original game plan to go 40 years forward and show Luke as a master, and, perhaps, Leia, too. Will Han still have the Millennium Falcon?

Got a few quick notes on superhero flicks heading our way faster than a speeding you-know-what this year.

Iron Man 3 (May 3) is coming, with the addition of Ben Kingsley and Guy Pearce. Gotta love Robert Downey, Jr. as the brash metal man.

Superman: Man of Steel (June 14) with Henry Cavill as the Big Blue Dude.

The Wolverine (July 26). Jackman's back, claws and all, and he's going samurai. Convenient, since his swords are built-in.

Thor: The Dark World (November 8). Chris Hemsworth returns with his hammer to battle bad elves. And, I always though they just helped Santa. Oh, well.  At least it'll be in time for Christmas.

'til next time... Adios.

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Strange New Tech

I took a quick look around at some of the new gizmos and gadgets screaming our way in '13. Some are cool, others just plain stupid, and some a little scary.

Fujitsu's come out with the Lifebook 2013. Sounds a little presumptuous, and a little sad, with a name like Lifebook, to think that this thin piece of tech could contain most all aspects of a techie's life, but that's the pitch. Slim (or slimmer) than a laptop, it has a detachable digital camera, cell phone, and even functions as a touch-screen laptop. Feel just like Bond when he gets a new thingie from Q. "Try to bring it back in one piece, Bond."

Then, there's the Bendy Screen Smartphone. Yup, you can twist and flex it every which way, and theoretically it will still work. Yeah, that's something I need.

And, to be just a bit more connected, there's the Google Glass, your next step towards a bionic lifestyle. These goggles display a screen in front of your eyes as you attempt to walk around, so you'll see the world with a little something extra. It'll jazz up your vision, and give you a Bluetooth connection. Resistance is futile.

Ever wanted to be invisible? Well, you still can't, but it looks like the military will soon have a tank that, while not completely invisible, can at least blend into the surroundings, using special thermo-electric tiles covering its surface. One drawback. It only works at night. But, it can present a heat signature that can look like, oh, I don't know, a cow, maybe? That'll send a word to any enemies. Yeah, mess with us, and we'll send our army of infrared, camouflaged, gun-totin' cows. They won't mess with us.

Well, that's enough nonsense for now.

'til next time... Adios.

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Time to Get Hitched

Once again, the great Anthony Hopkins transformed himself into an iconic image. Over the years, he constantly amazed me, playing everything from a cannibal (Hannibal -- 2001, The Silence of the Lambs -- 1991), quiet, grief-stricken author (Shadowlands -- 1993), and even an older swashbuckling heroic figure (The Mask of Zorro -- 1998). And, now, as Alfred Hitchcock, he so completely morphs that I forgot who it was playing Hitch.

And, this is just one of the great things about Hitchcock (2012). Directed by Sacha Gervasi, this is only his third time directing, and he really manages to capture the feel of the era. The whole film takes place during an apparently dry period for Hitch (as his wife Alma called him), and he was looking for new material when the book "Psycho" came out. Everything takes place shortly before the filming of Psycho and just immediately after its release, and focuses on his relationship with Alma, the embedded psychological nuances of Psycho, and his “obsessions” with his female leads. He had some quirks and kinks, according to this film, and perhaps was a peeping Tom, but he and Alma loved each other. Yes, he was most certainly difficult to live with, but at least in this take, he was not cruel. He did have issues, true enough.

Hitchcock gave me a good, almost voyeuristic look into the mind of Alfred Hitchcock, and into how a great director worked, finding and coaxing those little somethings within each of his actors and actresses from their innermost niches onto the screen. And, it was amazing how much all these actors playing actors acquired the originals’ characteristics, especially James D’Arcy as Anthony Perkins and Scarlett Johansson as Janet Leigh.

Something else I had not considered about Psycho is how the filming of it drove the censors bonkers. This was perhaps the first time a big-time director ever took on a slasher project, although it's still mild by today's standards. But, it wasn't just the shower scene that posed a problem. Nope. Seems there never was a toilet-flushing scene prior to Psycho, and the powers-that-be didn't want the viewing audience thinking that people might go to the bathroom on screen. Talk about horrifying.

One thing for certain this film made me do is want to read a good biography on Mr. Hitchcock.

'til next time... Adios.

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Your Lobster is Ringing

Ah, yes, 2013 is off with a big tech bang. Want to be one of the Kool Kids and trick out your not-so-smart phone with a really keen case? Well, then, you’re ready for the Lobster Mobile Telephone Case. It’s a phone case! It’s red! And it’s the exact size and shape of a lobster! That’s right, boys and girls, be the first on your block to walk around and strut your i-stuff as you hold this oh-so-stylish lobster to your head!

Now, you can not only walk around blindly talking into your small rectangular monolith as you stumble on curbs, walk in front of traffic, and gracefully trip up stairs, but you get to do it with style, panache, and ostentatiousness. You’ll be the life of the party as you put all conversations on hold when you proudly announce, “Pardon me, everyone, I have to answer my lobster.” What more could anyone ask for?

And, you know, I’ve had naysayers who’ve come up to me and said, “Hey, Tom, why do you want a lobster for your phone case?” And, I’m like, “Hey! Who wouldn’t?” In fact, I know what everyone’s getting for Christmas next year.

This could be the beginning of a new trend. Eye-catching phone cases made to look like various other critters. But, why stop with animals? What about plants? Maybe they’ll come out with a cactus case. Wouldn’t that be something?

'til next time... Adios.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Survived 2012

Here we are at the beginning of another New Year, and we're watching the Rose Parade.

First things first, though, as I wish all out there a Happy New Year. I'm back after a brief hiatus, the last two weeks being full of holiday, work, and a Christmas Bug. Fortunately, thanks to the artificial support provided by "better living through chemistry", my blog is back in action, although I take no responsibility for what gets written, as it comes from the brain of of sand and fog.

I'm seeing some real differences today between the Rose Parade and the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Where the East Coast was all celebrity and pop singers, the West Coast is more about organics and good ol' marching bands. Heck, the Rose Parade has Ms. Jane Goodall as the Grand Marshal. How cool is that? More colors, way better floats, and a nice international flavor for the West Coast, too. Yeah, I think the Rose Parade has it all over the Macy's Parade.

Ironic that the Rose Parade, hailing from sunny Cali-for-nye-ay, land of Hollywood, would turn out as less "Hollywood" than the Macy's Parade. The Rose Parade has floats from the Humane Society and the Korean War Memorial, Macy's had fluff.

It should be interesting to see what movies come out for 2013, especially considering super-heroes ruled for 2012 with Marvel's The Avengers, The Dark Knight Rises, and The Amazing Spider-Man holding positions one, two, and six for the year.

'til next time... Adios.