Ah, yes, 2013 is off with a big tech bang. Want to be one of the
Kool Kids and trick out your not-so-smart phone with a really keen
case? Well, then, you’re ready for the Lobster Mobile Telephone
Case. It’s a phone case! It’s red! And it’s the exact size and
shape of a lobster! That’s right, boys and girls, be the first on
your block to walk around and strut your i-stuff as you hold this
oh-so-stylish lobster to your head!
Now, you can not only walk around blindly talking into your small
rectangular monolith as you stumble on curbs, walk in front of
traffic, and gracefully trip up stairs, but you get to do it with
style, panache, and ostentatiousness. You’ll be the life of the
party as you put all conversations on hold when you proudly announce,
“Pardon me, everyone, I have to answer my lobster.” What more
could anyone ask for?
And, you know, I’ve had naysayers who’ve come up to me and
said, “Hey, Tom, why do you want a lobster for your phone case?”
And, I’m like, “Hey! Who wouldn’t?” In fact, I know what
everyone’s getting for Christmas next year.
This could be the beginning of a new trend. Eye-catching phone
cases made to look like various other critters. But, why stop with
animals? What about plants? Maybe they’ll come out with a cactus
case. Wouldn’t that be something?
'til next time... Adios.
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