Fujitsu's come out with the Lifebook
2013. Sounds a little presumptuous, and a little sad, with a name
like Lifebook, to think that this thin piece of tech could contain
most all aspects of a techie's life, but that's the pitch. Slim (or
slimmer) than a laptop, it has a detachable digital camera, cell
phone, and even functions as a touch-screen laptop. Feel just like
Bond when he gets a new thingie from Q. "Try to bring it back
in one piece, Bond."
Then, there's the Bendy Screen
Smartphone. Yup, you can twist and flex it every which way, and
theoretically it will still work. Yeah, that's something I need.
And, to be just a bit more connected,
there's the Google Glass, your next step towards a bionic lifestyle.
These goggles display a screen in front of your eyes as you attempt
to walk around, so you'll see the world with a little something
extra. It'll jazz up your vision, and give you a Bluetooth
connection. Resistance is futile.
Ever wanted to be invisible? Well, you
still can't, but it looks like the military will soon have a tank
that, while not completely invisible, can at least blend into the
surroundings, using special thermo-electric tiles covering its
surface. One drawback. It only works at night. But, it can present
a heat signature that can look like, oh, I don't know, a cow, maybe?
That'll send a word to any enemies. Yeah, mess with us, and we'll
send our army of infrared, camouflaged, gun-totin' cows. They won't
mess with us.
Well, that's enough nonsense for now.
'til next time... Adios.
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