- If dogs were in the movies:
- "Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a.... squirrel!"
- If cats were stars (oh, that's right -- they already are):
- "Sure, she's the star -- she gets her own litter box. The rest of us have to share one."
- Elmer Fudd as Captain Kirk -- "Aw wight, you wascawwy Kwingons... come out with youw hands up!"
Here's what's running around our TV channels when we should be sleeping:
There's a show called ahh bra... an entire half-hour devoted to a really comfortable bra. More uses for "...breakthrough technology".
There's also a show called The Knife Show/Cutlery Corner. Man, what have I been missing?
Here's one called Free Money. Cool.
And, did you know there's an hour-long program called Extreme Cheapskates? Not kidding. It's out there.
I'm done now.
Are there any shows on wardrobe malfunctions? Like maybe with Phyllis Diller? Now there's something I'd like to... no, wait... never mind...
ReplyDeleteWould that be a Diller Chiller?
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