Thursday, December 20, 2012

Dancing at the Apocalypse

Man, this whole end o’ th’ world thing is just way too much fun. Depending on what source I check out, they’ve all got a different spin. It involves everything from UFO’s and mountain hideaways to planetary and galactic alignment; the Winter Solstice and evil sorcerers; hot-air balloons and Jesus; solar storms and Planet Nibiru.

My take is that the Big Bang Part Deux will occur when they sell out of TV’s at Wal-Mart on December 24th. All I know is I’m not sleeping for the next two days. Or one day and however-many-hours it is to the Big Show. And, if we make it past then, I’ll see you all at Wal-Mart. I’ll be the one hoarding the TV’s.
 
'til next time... Adios.

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