Attack of the Clowns

Here's a little review I did a few years back.  Actually, more of a parody of Star Wars II:

Once upon a time there was an angry young man named Mannequin Starstomper
Mannequin had a lot of little critters inside him called Mighty-Chlorines.
These little critters made him very strong in the Farce. His wise and noble
teacher, Ooby-Dooby Kenooby, who was a powerful Popeye warrior, instructed
him in the ways of the Farce, He also told him, "Now, pay attention, my
young Paddywack learner," and showed him how to use the Farce to make fruit
float in the air.

Now, this young man was in love with a senator named Rama-lama. Rama-lama
loved him, too, but because of some bad directing from a very powerful yet
misguided Popeye warrior by the name of Forge Tookus, they were unable to
express their love for one another.

This made the young Mannequin very angry and he had a tantrum. Then he
found out that his Mom was kidnapped by Toucan Raiders and he went to rescue
her, but she died just as he freed her, and then he was REALLY angry because
she got out of the movie but he had to stay in it.

So, young Mannequin went Neanderthal and did a Vega-matic on the Toucan
village. That was the Dark side of the Farce at work.

Well, actually, he didn't stay with the Dark side very long, but he couldn't
quite go back to the Light side, either, so he was just kind of hanging out
in the Tan side of the Farce.

Now, while Rama-lama and Mannequin were trying not to get their
Mighty-Chlorines mixed up with their hormones, Ooby-Dooby Kenooby was
tracking down a bounty hunter named Bo Jangles Fett. Bo Jangles was having
clowns made of himself. These clowns were being bought and paid for with
government money by the strange and mysterious Count Dracula, except he
didn't have his fangs anymore as he had become very old. All he could do
was shuffle his feet across the carpet and shock people.

So, anyway, Count Dracula, who is actually a student of a really nasty dark
lord named Barf Ridiculous, is going to fight the Popeye warriors with his
clowns. But, a very powerful and tiny Popeye named Yodel, takes control of
the clowns and Count Dracula has to fight with a bunch of leftover Druids
from the last movie. Lots of body parts got cut off, but there was no
blood, as this is a PG movie (which means Pretty Good, but I think something
bad happened.).

Count Dracula runs away and Ooby-Dooby and Mannequin chase after him and get
in a fight with the evil Count Dracula. Count Dracula beats them up and
cuts off Mannequin's arm, but there's still no blood. Then, Yodel walks in
and says, "Draw, you will, evil Count Dracula," and Yodel proceeds to get
all John Wayne and everything, and we find out that Count Dracula was once
Yodel's Paddywack learner.

So, then, Yodel turns into a little green Tasmanian devil and he and Count
Dracula use their flashlights against each other, but Count Dracula escapes
because in order to kill a vampire you really need to use a wooden stake.
But, that's okay, because young Mannequin and Rama-lama get hitched after
Mannequin gets a new hand and everyone made a lot of money using the Farce,
especially Forge Tookus.

The End. Kind of.

'til next time... Adios.  And, may the Farce be with you.