Yup, ol’ Mr. Paddywhack had quite a temper on him.
But, now, let's say you're all set for
the Big Day, and it doesn't come? Hey, buck up, there, Sunshine.
It's not like it's (bad pun alert!) the end of the world. You think
other Last Day forecasts haven't come and gone before? Here's a
coupla examples of Final Forecasts that never came to pass.
Gregory of Tours (wonder if he was a
travel agent?) way back when hedged his bets by predicting the Big
Finish between 799 and 806 A. D. And, he still got it wrong.
Preacher Harriet Livermore forecast the
Grand Finale for 1843, then tried again for 1847. Sorry, Harriet,
wrong both times.
Sheldon Nidle used his psychic powers
and foresaw the Final Curtain on December 17th, 1996, due to angels
and spaceships. Man, that one shoulda happened. Not just angels,
but spaceships, too.
And, let's just say, worst case
scenario, it doesn't happen this time around. We've still got lots
of chances in the future. Jeane Dixon is going for it again, with a
forecast of somewhere between 2020 and 2037. Way to go on the
accuracy, Jeane.
At any rate, if we hang around for
another five billion years, the sun's gonna go Big Red. So, we
always have that to look forward to.
'til next time... Adios.
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